Episode 38 - TRUMP, ALBANESE REACH HISTORIC AGREEMENT: “KEVIN RUDD SUCKS!”

In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

  1. Mr Albo goes to Washington!: “Nice place, but who's the old coot in The White House?”

  2. The AUKUS alliance lives!: Aussie cat burglars secretly rob The Louvre to fund new old US subs. Picked up a few grouse sketches as well!

  3. Trump flip-flops on Ukraine AGAIN: “I dunno. Vlod, Vlad, it’s all so confusing!”; and 

  4. “WWE Rare Earth” superstars Neodymium, Dysprosium, Terbium, Samarium dig deep in unmissable tag-team action!

Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til next week:

  • Sen. Elizabeth Warren verbal stumble - "I meant to say 'President C**t', and promise to call him that every day for the rest of his life".

  • Trump defends poo-on-protestors AI video as true event - "I was flying in hour-old 'Huggies', the fuselage just couldn't hold it all so...!"

  • Listener Acting Chief Justice seeks Lady Rebecca “elocution lessons” in his chambers - Objection Your Honour!

  • Prince Andrew thrilled with all the refs in Giuffre book index - 'I'm famous agai-- I mean, I never met this girl OR f*cked Epstein!!"

  • US Navy escalates attacks on fishermen, stockphotos, guys called Juan

  • Trump demands $230m from Trump Administration - Pam Bondi talks him down to $3bn and a BJ. The Art of the Deal!

  • Heggo's Howitzer rains shrapnel on Californians - "I thought we'd hit more of 'em, honestly!”

  • White House loses East Wing before DA even goes to Council - "That's why Tom Homan needed cash in a bag!"

  • Amazon Web Services engineer leaves hot tub to cure world hunger, deliver world peace, restore OnlyFans download speeds to “Frantic”

  • French unveil new Louvre security plan - "Hey where did it go?!"

  • Hakeem Jeffries assassin's lawyer - 'My client meant any ol' n*****!'

  • And in C**t of The Week: the Republican clash we’ve been waiting for - Fraudulent Criminal vs Actual Nazi!

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kevin Rudd doing numbers for Trump leadership tilt: "With Julia's backing? I can't lose!")

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