Episode 45 - WE’RE BAAAAAACK! AND SO ARE THE CROOKS, F*WITS & MORONS! BIG TIME!!!
It’s Season 2 of Instant Experts and, like us, the Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have gone next-level:
Trump successfully takes over Venezuela - a mysterious land of high-quality coke and low-quality oil!
Trump unsuccessfully takes over Greenland and Minnesota - mysterious lands of fire, ICE and getting shot in the face!
Canada PM Mark Carney dumps Trump; In Aussie politics, The Nats dump The Libs; Trump dumps Norwegian PM Orm Bjorn Ulfurhydrodin; and hot Norwegian WAG dumps love rat biathlete Thorbjorn Sinjonsinjonssonssonson - you shot your last shot, vennen min!
All this and so much more in our bumper comeback special:
US AG Pam Bondi takes a break from drinking the blood of small children to protect the 1400 rich guys in The Epstein Files r*ping them
Seriously, the new batch of The Epstein Files is F*CKED UP. And half are still redacted! The Honk does a deep dive, then pukes into a very large bucket
Washed up WWE star Bad Bunny tries his hand at music instead. Get real amigo! You've got a better chance of winning the Super Bowl
Meanwhile at TPUSA Circle Jerk LX, Kid Rock lip synchs his smash hit 'Balls In Your Mouth' - with Trump’s balls in *his* mouth! Let’s hope the Presidential Diaper was clean!
And in long overdue good news, a 13yo Aussie hero swims 4 hours through shark-infested waters to save his Mum. What a champion! Celebrate with Guns 'n' Roses 'Sweet Child O' Mine' like you never heard it unless you're in hell
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee. We’re tanned, rested and on parole!
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Produced, mixed and compiled by Junior
Episode edited by Delcy Rodriguez, with intermittent assistance from The Honk*
*Once again, Maria Machado not invited. But Honk appreciated the medal.
Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe
Good luck Jake Paul in his upcoming James Van Der Beek fight!
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