Episode 55 - It's The Poodle Room Meets 'Pulp Fiction' in Hit New Show "Heggo & Ka$h"!

In the latest tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons: Trumpy’s on a brain break and The Three Stooges take over!

  1. Larry Stooge, BJ Vance, gives his long-awaited lecture on Catholicism to the Pope!

  2. Curly Stooge, Ka$h Patel, explains serial drunkenness is “part of the job mate, I love you maate, mate I love yez all!”

  3. And Moe’s Tavern Stooge, Pete Hegseth, freestyles some Bible verses about death, destruction and serial cheating!

Plus so much more on the show Leo XIV calls "stupri bonum!":

  • We explain the difference between Just War and just war!

  • It’s 'Fangs for Nothing' as Captain Cook meets Dracula in our much anticipated short history of Whitby!

  • And, it’s a great day for Depressed Tigers Fan(s) as our boys beat The Raiders AND The Ref, to win Wrestlemania!!

In another bumper episode of Instant Experts -- in which the Trump Administration courts Sugar Daddies, spills nuclear secrets, shags the help and, shockingly, appoints someone qualified for their job! 

It's the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (LaFarge CEO Majeur LeConte stuck in Gaza City Council meet re: new Hamas tunnel plans) 

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Or just pop on the bear suit and scratch up our car!

For The Poodle Room's very manly chairs: https://www.fontainebleaulasvegas.com/poodle-room/
For Info Wars' Alex Jones being definitely not insane: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXZo12vCfdM
Foolproof bear suit/paws are here: https://fortune.com/2026/04/18/insurance-claim-scam-damage-luxury-cars-human-bear-suit/

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Video designed, compiled and edited by the Guantanamo Babe
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Episode edited by Honk, with intermittent assistance from Cody Rhodes' one good eyeball and “Shirtless” Alex Jones

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