Episode 57 - Loose Cannons Edition: Aussie Budget, JP Morgan, Reform UK + Sydney Netball Nazis!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons...
It’s Aussie Budget week and our wallets are being fiscally harassed!:
Aus Treasurer Jim Chalmers describes two real naked tax increases as "intergenerational equity" - with a straight face!
JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana describes two fictional naked boobies as "intergender equity" - with nil in his story straight at all!
And in sport, the Wests Tigers harass their fans once again - with the softest performance since John Doe popped a roofie!
Pull up the Chesterfield sofa - or the coal mine - and enjoy the show even Megyn Kelly says she "believes in, just a tiny bit", as:
PM Anthony Albanese channels Ronnie Biggs to nick a few hundred million from hard-working Aussies before fleeing to living anonymously in Copacabana (NSW). Next stop, Brazil!
Jim Chalmers shifts the goalposts on young Australians while Golshifteh Farahani shifts the DMs, pants on Emmanuel Macron. Nous ne sommes pas amusés (Brigitte non plus)!
UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch eviscerates Chalmers so hard he flees to the UK to live as a woman. On the downside, now she’s Chancellor of the Exchequer!
All in another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the intricacies and intimacies of the Australian tax system, from negative gearing to discretionary trusts to capital gains tax... Bet that fishhead other pod you listen to don't have them cannons!
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jody Scarcella held up by pitchforks)
Say hi to us by email at: gday@instantexperts.com.au
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(Some Chattahoochees can even make their own rivers phoenix!)
All complaints to: nigel@reformparty.gov.uk (press 1 for the racist, 2 for the Nazi, 3 for the other racist and 4 for the other Nazi). Or just come down to Heffron Park for the netball this weekend!
Audio produced, mixed and compiled by Junior
Video designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe
Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Henry’s Harem: AOC, Eileen Gu, Kemi Badenoch, Megyn Kelly. The mind boggles, the list goes on... (the authorities have been notified)
Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe
Honk's skin care products all proudly provided free by Skinned Olives, Sydney, who don't know he's Jewish (shhh...!) - special thanks to H.Amas - you're a Queen!
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