Episode 30 - Forget The End Of The Free World... TAYLOR'S GETTING MARRIED!!!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
Taylor & Travis: So Happy! - Every other longtime BF on earth: so f*cked!
Aussie PM boots Iran Ambassador over local terror attacks - 'I knew he was trouble when he walked in!'
Anti-Hero Vice Prostate BJ Vance tells Ukraine, Crimea - 'You are never ever getting back together!'
Plus, a Cruel Summer for Wests Tigers fans as team bombs finals chances again - 'We remember this all too well!'
And so much more of the week's psychosis (are you ready for it?):
Texas Republican Gov Greg Abbott unconcerned new gerrymander creates 10 Dem House Seats - 'I'll drown those voters too!'
Texas Attorney-General Ken Paxton not hurt by new Sen John Cornyn Attack Ad - 'It's no King Size Bitch Fist with add-on barbed wire nozzle (sadly)'
Travis pre-nup request has Taylor in tears - 'OMG, it's so cute!'
Trump fires US Federal Reserve Governor on grounds her mortgage fraud not big enough - 'Next time try Trumpcoin, Shaniqua!'
US Center for Disease Control Head fired by RFK Jr forgives his anti-vaxx stance - 'God bless him, there's still no cure for being a c*nt!’
Travis/Tay Tay bliss reminds Ghislaine Maxwell of Epstein’s failure to propose - 'Is that all I am to you, Jeffrey? Just a serial child co-rapist?'
ANZ Bank forgets to tell staff they’re fired - customers forget that ANZ exists!
Aussie mining legend Gerry Mooney wishes Taylor & Travis 'all the f**ken happiness them c*nts deserve an' I'm not talkin' bullsh*t but f**ken reality!'
Aus football codes explained! - Rugby League: 15 years, no parole; AFL: 1 year ban, team transfer; Rugby Union: no charge, bang/film drunk girl to celebrate
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk, Henry Lee and, in a shock debut, Inner West Mooj! - 'Ahhh, Henry…check your Alligator F*ckhouse!'
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Produce, mix, compile, edit: Junior (Curly Lewis guys burned down wrong studio)
Additional editing by: Social media expert needed URGENTLY to scrub photos of me at ‘Honkys for Palestine’ march next to Iran agent with Hezbollah poster HELP!!!
Digital design/social media: Guantanamo Babe, unless she's been sent to Uganda
“Townsville” Henry Lee is dressed by the STASI, Confederacy of United States and Tulsi Gabbard, and only drinks champagne from REAAAAHHHHMMMMSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!, France (/Cairrrnnss)
Catch The Honk as 'Laurie Nicholls the Mystery Cat' in Sondheim’s last musical “Assassins at Leichhardt” (as always, it ends badly)
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