Episode 50 - Iran's Out of Leaders, Australia's Out of Gas!
This week, we celebrate our 50th official episode* with some of our favourite Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons. While we still can!:
Show Patron Donald J Trump beats Iran for the third week in a row. But can he beat the Wests Tigers at Leichhardt?
DNI-hire Tulsi Gabbard shares her intelligence on Iraq: “I think it’s spelled I-R-A-N, but that’s The President’s decision”
Ayatollah-For-Now Whoda Faqizzi gets a shock boob job in Russia. He looks Hot-Az-Faq!
And The Honk takes cover in the IE Situation Room to watch the Adult Film Oscars. It’s “Straights, Whores and Moos” by unanimous decision!
All this and so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts - brought to you by AMPOL. Fill your tank, listeners, for just 3 gold bars and a kidney!:
NATO rushes to help clear The Straits of Hormuz - right after Oktoberfest, Guy Fawkes’ Night and NYE
Japanese PM conceals hand re Pearl Harbour II - the one with nukes and no Josh Hartnett
Australia runs low on petrol, avgas, diesel, Johnny Diesel, and Johnny Diesel and The Injectors. You never miss your water til you’re dry!
Sneaky Norway cheekily buys 1.5% of the world - and The Honk!
Henry lilos down The Danube into unexpected Northern Territory!
Plus Grace Tame announces date for Thich Quang Duc Self-Immolation Title Match - "It all happens October 7. Unless it happens to Jews, then it didn't"
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee
Scripts may have been written by Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), but that information is classified.
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Audio produced, mixed and mastered by Junior
Video compiled, edited and designed by Guantanamo Babe
Episode edited by The Honk with intermittent assistance from Guantanamo Babe and 'Fleur' (definitely not part of Iranian regime DEATH TO THE JE-- DAMN IT!!)
Digital design & social media by Guantanamo Babe. Eternal Gratitude!
* It’s actually 55 episode with best ofs, double eps and our mini-ep excuses for not recording, but who's counting, except The Honk, obsessively? (Answer: Henry)
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