Episode 51 - The Latest on Iran, Hormuz Strait to You!
It’s Iran week 4 and the end game is clear: peace, war, stalemate or starvation! Meanwhile the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons blow things up while they still can:
Iran blows up 17% of 20% of the world’s LNG supplies at Ras Laffan - World discovers LNG is useful the hard way!
The US blows up Iran’s power supplies, but only on Truth Social! Trump describes ancient Shamshir sword at his testicles as “very good and productive”
Israel blows up Hezbollah in South Lebanon for the first time this week - Neighbours request they keep the noise down a little
Wests Tigers blow up their NRL Premiership chances in just 2 weeks!
All this and so much more in another bumper episode of the show critics says is "showcasing the slow death of Western civilisation":
Henry Lee uses the Haber-Bosch process to convert methane to ammonia; Trump family uses same process to convert inside information into cash!
'Dynasty: Israel''s Linda Evansyahu takes Joan Khollins off her kill list ahead of this week’s peace talks. But only for 48 hrs, biatch!
OnlyFans founder dies at age 43, presumably of exhaustion; Polymarket makes shock takeover bid to form OnlyPolyFans (Headquarters: Utah)!
Regular listener The Moose leaves Clermont-Ferrand for The Angel, Islington, cos he got 4 houses and a hotel for $250!
Robert Mueller dies peacefully, surrounded by family, reassuring them “that muthaf*cka guilty as hell!"
And in sport, Starsky & Hutch combine for record partnership at Theo Kojak field - smashing one set by Scarecrow & Mrs King!
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (RFK Jr. held up by dead pussy on side of road, attached to dead cat)
Say hi to us by email at gday@instantexperts.com.au
Or be heard everywhere from Bright (Vic) to Vancouver (Darwin) with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au
All complaints to missedmondson@liquidlunches.nz.edu
Audio produced, mixed and mastered by Junior
Video compiled, designed and edited by the Guantanamo Babe
Episode edited by The Honk with intermittent assistance from Guantanamo Babe and James Jackson, Sacramento, He/Him, Democratic Socialists of America. Hold your applause, please - it’s triggering!
Listen to us anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcast
Sign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.au
Follow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx
Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexperts
Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcast
Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/instantexperts