Episode 53 - TRUMP TO IRAN: "OPEN THE F*CKIN' STRAIT!! - PRETTY PLEASE?"
In this tour of the world's crooks, f*ckwits and morons...
It’s Iran week 6 and we’re all going back to the Stone Age! Or Golden Age! Or both!:
Trump’s 15 point peace plan offers Iran the money, the box, the nukes, The Strait and a Tesla with Everything Computer!
Meanwhile, Iran’s 10 point peace plan is Farsi for “Noted”
And in sport, Henry slams a 6-pack of Chateau Lafitte Rothschild as the Tigers beat the Eels, while Honk enjoy a glass of 2026 milk backstage with The Wiggles!
All this and so much more in another bumper episode of INSTANT EXPERTS, in which the Ayatollah doomscrolls Truth Social from his backpacker hostel in Vilnius, while Ben Roberts-Smith creates the best-behaved prison in Australia! Plus!:
The Financial Times issues apology to The White House: “to clarify, it’s in its ‘f*ckIN’ phase not its ‘f*ckING' phase”
Pakistan PM Shehbaz Sharif rates INXS’s Shabooh Shoobah but tweets “I’d rather listen to Kick”
Donald Trump hails Operation Midnight Pounding a huge success: "I blew holes in Iran so deep those guys'll never forget me!"
From The Masters' Menu to the Avignon Papacy, we got you covered!
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Pete Hegseth delayed by Pentagon Vindaloo)
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