Episode 52 - FORGET IRAN, WORLD - IT’S THE PAM BONDI MASSACRE!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
It’s Iran week 5 and the Distract-O-Meter hits 11 as another Friend of the Show departs!
US Attorney-General Pam Bondi is boned to distract from Iran, which was supposed to distract from The Epstein Files, that we admit Our Pam f*cked up monumentally, but it’s hard when the President is guilty as fark!
'Pam Bondi: Worse Lawyer or Worse Person?' AG of Hell decides!
Pam retorts: “Better to die on your feet than work on your knees! But you’re still the best President since [muffled, unintelligble]”
And so much more in another bumper episode of Instant Experts - in which the US wargames how to open thing that was open before and Donald Trump fumbles around trying to find The Strait of Clitorz!:
The Dow goes down like BJ Vance at a Cabinet meeting, hitting 46,000 and falling
Trump celebrates Easter, Jesus’ message of sacrifice and love by bombing the sh*t out of some Muzzies
Davey the Escape Goat wishes The Lord was his Shepherd instead of “Pedro the Lonely”, after dark
Plus, Teresa the co-ed proves Hell is exothermic, the hard way!
Then the hits keep coming like the Crowes in the ‘90s, Stones in ‘73:
Aussie PM Anthony Albanese addresses the nation but forgets the postcode, envelope, letter and stamp
Donald Trump addresses his nation, shouting “Person Woman Man Camera TV!” sorry, “Iran Vietnam Afghanistan Covfefe!”
US Def Sec Pete Hegseth sacks Chief of The Army for refusing his stupid orders, then sacks his stockbroker for acting on them
And Wests Tigers beat Jonathan the Giant Tortoise in a thriller!
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Geoff Provest MP (Nat, NSW) in mandatory online security course led by Ihaq Duhmquns Aqawntz, IRGC, Tehran)
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