Episode 60 - "BIBI COME BACK!" TRUMP'S WORST WEEK EVER! (Since Last Week, and the Future)
It's chaos aplenty this week, as the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons redouble their efforts!:
Trump headlines his “America 250” concert after Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris and Roman Polanski pull out citing ethics concerns
Court orders JFK’s head replace Trump’s on both sides of new commemorative $250 bill - also all portraits of Trump at US airports, in White House
Aussie radio exec grabs presenter’s ass with a hunger not seen since our days on The Whaleship Essex; and
Vice Prostate BJ Vance loses bowel control at White House meet in preparation for 2028 Presidential run
Grab the remote and enjoy the greatest hits of Linda Evansyahu, Bret Michaels, Young (at heart) MC plus the solo debut of Millo Vanillo, as we review who did what, to whom, in which exotic location:
Trump's “1776 Fund” dies an ugly death as Senate Republicans rise from the undead to kill it, Mitch McConnell presiding
Newly free Kilmar Abrego Garcia plans first holiday: "I can't decide between Robben Island, St Helena and Alcatraz!"
Jeff Bezos blows payload as his rocket explodes prematurely: "I couldn't warn the Caribbean Seamen!"
US National Intelligence Director Bill Pulte rejects qualification critics: "F..k off, I went to Scots College!"
I Once Met A Girl from Nantucket to hit big screen, OnlyFans - the moving love story of Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina WhoGivesAShitovich
Russia protests Ukraine bombing of St Petersburg: "They ruined Putin's visit to Davo's!"
It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, the C*nts of the Week and the exciting world of fooooooooootttballlll:
Our plucky Wests Tigers, with their $3 salary cap, lose NRL Rd 14 to Penrith Saint-Germain, a narrow 78-0. Can Qatar please buy us immediately?
English football hooligans hail North America ‘26 their best chance since ‘66 to glass the Scotsmen, stab the Mexicans, shiv the Brazilians. If only they can bomb the Croatians, shoot the Ghanaians, and drown the Panamanians first!
And Henry needs a double Costco tequila shot to get through Honk’s morbidly grim C*nt of the Week
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Audio episode produced, mixed and compiled by Junior
Video designed, assembled, edited by Guantanamo Babe
Digital design and social media also by Guantanamo Babe
Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from Halle Berry & Colonel Angus. Special thanks to Roger Maianus for the last-minute supply of his huge clock for timing purposes
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Don't miss 'Aussie' Jon Ossoff v Donaldhmed Ali for the WBC Nappyweight Championship live at 'America 250'! (BJ 'Depends' Vance v 'Huggies' Pete Heggo on undercard)
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