Episode 32 - What Would Charlie Do? - Probably Release The Epstein Files!
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
Stroke victim / stroke lover Donald J Trump denies he signed the Epstein Birthday Book - “It must have been the Autopen!”
Charlie Kirk shot dead in Utah - Second Amendment 1, First Amendment 0
Russia sends drones into Poland - Been years since they invaded after all
Plus, ICE busts Korea smuggling $7.6b worth of investment into America! - “EVs are for eunuchs, Park Kim-ssi!”
All this and so much more of the hellscape of the week's that been:
House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson plans one last score - But is it one BJ too far?
US farmers cop the Chinese Triple Squeeze - Right in the Soybeans! Slaves, make them stop! Please!!
What is it with Qatar and planes? - This time Israel pays a visit and it’s Hamas in the exit row. But Don’t Look Back In Anger, folks, Bibi’s Middle East tour is a sellout!
US jobs report a disaster! - Even handjobs are down! Will Trump re-open Epstein Island to assist?
Pete Hegseth finally renames the Department of Defense - "Department of Day Drinking is proper manly!"
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Hercules was gunna help with the labour but won’t work with Cretans)
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Produced, mixed, compiled, edited by Junior with extra huge thanks this week!
Financial advice courtesy, Leon Black. Just don’t invest in his reputation - it’s gone
Additional editing on 'Nobody Trumps it Better' by Donald J Trump
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