Episode 33 - First Amendment's Free Speech to Trump: "FAR KEW, C U Next Thursday!"
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
President congratulates late night legend Jimmy Kimmel on 22 hit years - "Guards, seize him!!"
FBI Director Kash Patel can't find own arse - "Right after I got it handed to me by both houses of Congress, too!"
Robert Redford passing met with outpouring of grief, squirting - "Gee, his acting hit my spot!" says every woman born 1935 to 2007
Plus more of the worst week in world history since last week:
FBI cyber expert William Shakespeare certain Kirk assassin to lover texts not fabricated by old Mormon c*nts - "Yae verily ist that howe doth the ex-MAGA / Groyper / pro-trans kids of twenty and two speaketh they to thineother in the not yet extant state of Utah some 512 years of our Lord, hence...eth"
King Charles not offended by Trump's Windsor Castle State Dinner speech - "Not compared to the smell"
Prince Andrew returns to royal duties as surprise new ABC Late Night host - "Like on Epstein Island, I just told myself 'you deserve this job'"
Trump defends deadly strike on Venezuelan fishermen who projected Epstein film on Windsor Castle - “Don Jr. confirms the boat was full of coke. Was...”
Charlie Kirk bears no grudge for President missing Kennedy Center vigil - "If he could fix the aircon down here in heaven, though..."
Instant Experts lawyers looking into reach of First Amendment for Australian podcasters hoping one day for re-admission to United States
Washington D.C. film critics savage new 'Dude, Where’s My Brendan Carr?" - "An FCC Chairman likes rimming a President. Did we need four hours of it?"
Over pierogis in Bolshoi Ballet private box St Petersburg, conservative podcaster Benny Johnson furiously denies Russian agent allegations
Falkirk Wheel US expansion plans - "We'll lift Fountains of Wayne 24M higher!"
Princess Katherine offers US Senate "extremely new Epstein Files evidence"
Eric laughs off 'absent dad' claims about Trump - "Barron says he's great!"
ANZ unrepentant after $240M fine - "Would it kill one of these dead people to answer a f*cking email??"
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Jimmy Fallon/Seth Meyers ICE Troops Benefit show running very long)
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