In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

DefSec Hegseth cracks down!
A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!
Hamas might back down!
As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!

Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:

Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank him
Hegseth's draftdodging paedo boss stunned same 800 officers don't like him
Jiz Lee, Jizz Fashion fight for the heart, pants and cheese of Wisconsin!
Our inaugural “C**t of the Week” is hotly contested. Will it be the C**t or the F***ing C**t who wins it? Only Sh*t C**ts need apply!
NRL Grand Final pits Melbourne v Brisbane in Sydney. Darwin a no show as usual
And in our WWE Crown Jewel Perth exclusiv [sorry word limit exceeded]

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Bill Barrien delayed by urgent meeting in train station bathroom)

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