Episode 34 - Trump's War on Tylenol: “IT’S THE REASON I’M STUPID!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism
Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”
Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket.
And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minute
Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til whatever the f*ck next week is:
Trump finally reads the brief on Ukraine - “Wait, they’re the good guys?”
Medicaid Chief Dr Oz gets lucky as Medicaid funds his Leucovorin business - “It’s just good policy, ok?”
UN escalator won't go up for Melania, won't go down for Donald - Neatly captures their marriage
Ex-FBI boss James Comey charged by Trump stooge Lindsay Halligan in her first ever criminal case - "Hey, I am just a pretty face!”
Trump: 'Taliban ceding Bagram Airbase' - Misreading offer to blow him up first
Hamas celebrates Aussie support for Palestine state by executing first three Palestine citizens
Cambodia peace offer to Armenia - “We don't even want Aberbaijan!”
Optus CEO was gonna be fired but call wouldn't connect - Board: "Even 000 couldn't help and we were on with them for hours!"
Qatar airstrike finally turns Gulf States off recognising Israel - Bibi Netanyahu: "Just say it - it's cause I'm Jewish"
More Honk tips for mega sports weekend - "If Rory McIlroy's not in Brisbane Bongos' starting lineup, that Bledisloe bloke needs to go to Specsavers!"
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee*. (Jimmy Kimmel called into work on, like, no notice).
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